Revolutionary new invention prints money (parody)

Today The World Mud has come from the technology world with a revolutionary new invention. A special calculator printer that makes actual dollar bills. The special printer was approved for use by the FTC and Secret Service last year. The calculator works by a person known as a "money typist" typing random numbers into the calculator and the calculator prints out the respective amount of money (dollar bills only, it does not produce coins). Various banks which pre-ordered the printers get special printers with gold plating. While there are no rules for how the printers can be used it is proper etiquette to not to press the "9" button repeatedly and print out 9 million, 9 hundred and 99 thousand, and 9 hundred and 99 dollars and businesses have also expressed concern for how rogue money typist employees could basically type themselves up a few hundred dollars and keep it for themselves. The special printers only cost around 15,000 dollars and the special ink and paper used comes in boxes varying in size from small which costs 1,000 dollars and huge which costs 10,000 dollars.