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US deploys Call Of Duty man (The World Mud)

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Disclaimer: The World Mud is a fictional news i thought of, it is part of a comedy idea of mine called Fictional Factz.

[article dated around June 1944 on the European theater in WWII] the US has announced a revolutionary new super soldier called "call of duty man" that will revolutionize the way wars are fought. Call of Duty man is a super soldier that is better than a regular soldier in many different ways. For example Call of Duty man can operate many different vehicles with no training. COD man is able to pick up ammo while holding his weapon at the same time just by simply walking into the ammo. Call of Duty man is able to be shot nearly to death and hide behind cover and be healed to full health over the next few seconds. Able to run for long distances and not get winded. Able to carry 2 weapons into battle varying from heaviness from a small handgun to a bazooka. A US military official we spoke to said that Call of Duty man will be a effective counter the weird occult projects the Nazis have wielded into battle. Call of Duty man's extremely quick healing factor, long distance running powers, paired up with the weird weapons seized from one German laboratory.
Disclaimer: this article is intended to be a parody. Nazis are bad Mkay.

From the archives of The World Mud (part of Fictional Factz). During 1944 WWII was in full swing. Nazis wielding experimental weapons and occult super soldiers in a project called "Wolfenstein" result in a long stalemate in the first half of 1944. During that time the US went to work making a super soldier of their own under a program called "Call of Duty" a loyal patriot man who can break the deadlock with his super powers of running and not getting winded, extremely quick healing factor, ability to operate vehicles with no training, ability to collect ammo by walking into it, will be paired up with stolen weapons from a German laboratory.
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